quando você se estica pra caber no mundo, a membrana fina que te cobre e te livra de certas dores acaba se desgastando e então você passa a sentir tudo de forma mais intensa
e aguda
como um corte(…)
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Best sites to kill time on
Been bored after school a lot nowadays so made a list of my most used sites. Am I missing any?
** DISCLAIMER I’m not responsible for late homework assignments, sleep deprivation, missed deadlines because of this list**
• Commaful - really addicting short stories and poetry
• The Oatmeal - funny web comics
• Find The Invisible Cow - watch the audio for this one….
• The Onion - fake news that’s actually hilarious
• Pornhub - not gonna link it. self explanatory.
• Useless Website Generator - literally does what its name says
• Best of Reddit - warning extremely addicting stuff here
• Funny Or Die - watching will ferrell as george bush never gets old
• Cyanide & Happiness - hilarious comics
• Rich Kids On Instagram - this makes me cry a little
• One Tiny Hand - they literally make hands tiny. it’s so great
And there it is……remember. With great power comes great responsibility
omg commaful and the oatmeal made me forget my midterm last semester
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